My head looks like a penis. That was a conscious, aesthetic decision. You see, when I'm out with a woman, and she looks at my head, which looks like a penis, she can't but begin to wonder what my actual penis looks like. One things leads to another and wouldn't you know it, I'm getting deep into that steez.So, go ahead, Mr. Policeman, take my photo, mock my phallus-like-dome.
(BTW, have you noticed my thick, coarse beard hair? Again, no accident. I mean, the carpet and drapes have to match, right? Just getting the ladies ready for my 'Mighty Boosh'. Ya feel me?)
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