When I was a kid, I would beg my parents to let me stay up late so I could watch "Grizzly Adams." Clearly, it had a big effect on me. I live in the woods (Well, in a car parked near the woods.) My best friend and lifelong companion is a 'bear' named Ben. (Met him in my car parked by the woods.) And I've got a beard. Not your average 'Van Dyke' or Goatee or even one of those ironic 'hipster' beards, like you see on Jason Lee or Brad Pitt. This thing is the real deal. Thick, bushy, uncombed, lice-riddled.
And the best part -- I shaved yesterday. Imagine what three days of growth looks like? Eat your heart out, Jim James.
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