Yes, I know it's November, but I can say it anyway: Happy Halloween!
Sometimes the party you're at goes on a little bit longer than you had expected. Forty eight hours longer. Thank you very much, Red Bull, vodka, yerba mate, oxycontin, and some strange blue pills a cute guy gave me. I need a vacation from that party!
And only three weeks til Thanksgiving. I should be stockpiling coke for the big day, shouldn't I? I get so tired after eating turkey. And horny.
I'm sorry -- I mustn't be making any sense. A three-day bender has rendered me somewhat incoherent. As soon as I post bail, I'm returning to my apartment, putting my weary head on a pillow, and smoking a big 'ole rock.
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