Monday, August 3, 2009

Hi there! Good to see you!

Hiya, schnookems! Snap that photo and let's get this road on the show! Ha!

Why am I so happy? Two words: Why not?

The sky is clear, the air is crisp, I'm currently being arrested and yes, I have a big 'ole smile on my mug. I call it "Smile Power." You should try it, too, officer. You, with your gruff, mustache-laden frown. If you smile, the whole world smiles with you.

Or it could be the massive amount of crystal meth I took three days ago. My stars, it really lasts and lasts. And what happened to my shirt? And pants? I don't remember having these tattoos earlier this week. Hmmm. You have some 'splainin' to do!'


Toodle-oo!

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