Proud

Is it just me or does this deviation of the art-form known as pornographic films just totally rule? Little people doing unspeakable things to each others tiny, tiny bodies? Heaven. Absolute heaven.

And why not wear it on my shirt, letting all know how I feel about this sub-genre of this sub-species? A great conversation starter at parties, I must freely admit.

My only concern: Midget, as nomenclature, is considered offensive. But you try and find a "I heart little people porn" shirt.

Neck comfort is my number one priority

I'm on my feet up to 22 hours a day, and my dogs are known to bark. But a little secret I've picked up from my years on the street -- there is nothing like a soft, comfortable neck.

I built this cradle a few months ago and let me tell you, I'm sleeping better, I've got more energy, my posture is better and I can pick up shortwave radio signals when I'm on a hill.

The two pads cradling my neck? You guessed it -- 100% pure Alpaca fur. Carbon fiber tubing and a couple of 3/8" lug nuts and you've got yourself and neck Chez Lounge.

Only hard part was screwing the bolts into my skull. Luckily, there's not much in there, as I'm Yale man.

HA! Take that, Yale. Princeton rules!